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*again from email....
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"
And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at
least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!"
And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they
are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
use just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the
same..."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please.... do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?' "
 | maksudnya.....bahkan si suaminya itu juga ngga digubris/(kata kasarnya) dipake ama si istri itu???? |
 | @gintsya : yah menurut penuturannya sih seperti itu. Kalau dilihat dari endingnya yang tiba - tiba ada salah satu yang juga jarang atau tidak pernah digunakan kembali =P |
 | kenapa juga ga dipake??
hmmm harusnya ketawa yah??
ntah kenapa ketawa gw tertahan...
ketawa aja deh
WAHAHAHAHAHHA |
| kalo suaminya ca'em gw mauu *bahasa apa itu..* |
| @gina
ternyata wanita lusuh itu elu?????????
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| @icalsensei : yah mungkin karena tuh cewek terlalu sibuk ... atau mungkin bosan =P .. awas ketawa jangan di tahan-tahan ... nggak baik untuk kesehatan
@gintsya : hahahaahhaahaha .... dasar ! |
| ical : well, i'm just pretend that i was so pathetic ..just to get his attention and bla bla bla... it's too bad, his terrible wife came home earlier.. cih !
*bitchy mode on* |
| hmmm ternyata gina...:p
abis pake bahasa inggris mulu seh ni si windu
i can no ngerti sooooon!!
wahahaha |
| @icalsensei : there's time when I post in english or indonesian, bro! |
 | garuk garuk kepala..... hmmm ngomong paan yak!!!! eh boleh juga sih kalau ada yang nggak dipakai nya yang begitu... saya juga mau :D |
| @shintaksari : wkwkwkwwkwkwkwwkwk .... ternyata mbak Shinta .... =P |
| Lho... kenapa dengan saya wind? Saya kan hanya mengamalkan azas mnapaat! (gaya roma irama) Mubazir dongggg |
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